That Poem Thing

Well, here's the freaking poem.

If you project your voice,
You'll make a lot o' noise.
If you whisper,
You'll sound small and shy.
If you do an accent,
You won't sound like you-
If you talk for too long,
The audience will get bored!
If you talk too fast,
You'll sound like a bird!
If you're pitch is high,
Your eyebrows will reach the sky!

Sucks I know, but I didn't come up with it - they did.